Things you deal with during work (dummies)

 When I was working for a particular company, this was by far the most interesting position I ever had. You know that there are some dumb people out in the world, but you really don't think there are that many dumb people, until you actually see it for yourself.

 

Here are a few of my experiences while working for this company (I shall not mention names).  Please take notes about what not to do during an interview.

 

1. How in the world are you going to walk into a job interview, and tell the employer if it is possible if the employer can make a copy of your resume because that is the last one you have left? You have got to be kidding me.

 

2. OMG, so a guy just walked into my office with a dress shirt and shorts. Normally, I would send him home on the spot, but since he had the nerve to come in shorts, he can just wait there.

 

3. TMI---Now, I am all for young mothers who are taking care of themselves and providing for their loved ones. But there is something severally  wrong, when I hear a young minority woman say, I am 22 years-old and I have 4 kids, ranging from the ages of 1 to 4 yrs-old. I got four baby daddies, (like its the right to do. Yet, my hard earned tax dollars are supporting you dumb ass!!) YEAH, I SAID IT!!

 

4. This is why you have no job! I have no tolerance for ignorant ghetto individuals. If you are wondering why you are being put into this category, it's because you, yourself have put yourself there. So blame yourself. Change starts with you!!!

 

5. I don't understand people! If you're given the opportunity to succeed in life, why be a scumbag about it and screw it up, not only for you, but for everyone else.

 

6. So, I received a resume today and on the resume its states, that the
person's recent job title was "I am Competent." Classic LMAO

 

7. Some MORON decided that he was going to come in for an interview in sweat pants and a T-shirt. I have no clue what some people are thinking.

 

8. If I could beat the crap out of this old HAG, who disrupted my briefing, I would. OMG, the BALLS!!!!

 

9. The fact that I have to tell you, what to wear on an interview is insulting to my intelligence! If I say no do-rags, no do-rags!

 

10. So far from being the pickiest individual concerning grammar and punctuation. Granted no one is perfect, and makes mistakes, including myself. But for those of you sending out your resume to prospective employers, can you at least have the common courtesy to send a resume that at least has the letter "I" capitalized. When speaking in the first person.  Thanks!!!

 

11. PEOPLE, PEOPLE, PEOPLE, when sending a resume to a prospective employer, when stating that the resume is attached, please make sure the resume is ATTACHED. AIR HEADS!

 

12. I have to say, that some of the most interesting people DO COME FROM NYC. Just called a woman, who left me a message inquiring about the position and she tells me that she is brushing her teeth and will call me back in two seconds. 

Now, the funny part about this whole thing is. She is telling me this, while the toothbrush is in her mouth. LOL

 

13.  A guy came in for an interview & was sent home. The reason he was sent home, was he decided to come in a blazer & jeans, like, if he was going to a club. Ladies & gents, which means note to self. When coming in for an interview, please dress accordingly, which would mean business attire. Don't come in half ass, with a blazer, but not the slacks. It's an interview for goodness sake. DUMB ASS

 

14. Once hired for the positions, please do not stare at hiring manager's boobs or at least, if you are going to be staring at them be discreet about it. Also, apologize when you are caught, especially when she tells you they don't answer back and its not polite to stare. Thanks!

 

15. When hiring manager is returning a call, please, please, please, don't take her to the bathroom with you on your cordless phone, and have her hear you taking a leak and flushing the toilet! OMG...

 

16.  When you are looking for a job, I beg of you! Please, please, please when sending your resume, when the hiring manager calls you back, on your voice-mail, your message shouldn't be HOLLAR ATCHA BOYY!! Thanks...

So this was the stuff  I had to deal with... Man are we in trouble!